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ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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captocie:

thegirlwith150sketchbooks:

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

Get out.

Excuse you they’re obviously going to freeze them and hen dip them in chocolate, making cookie dough truffles.

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twistandlove:

[x]

Misha Collins, ladies and gentlemen.

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salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

runningfromassbutts:

donna-and-her-spaceman:

consultinghobbits:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture. 

John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.”

Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG JOHN”

“Doctor, just sonic it!”

“I told you before, Rose, it doesn’t do wood!”

‘damn it cas we can fix this!’

‘deAN IT’S NOT BROKEN’

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andywarnercomics:

Here’s a brief explainer comic I did for KQED Lowdown about the origins of sectarian violence in Iraq.

This isn’t meant to be a complete history (notable events cut for space include the uprising against the British Mandate, Iran-Iraq war and de-Baathification under American occupation), but if it interests you, I hope you’ll try to find out more. Backstories are important!

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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servent-alearika:

johanirae:

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.

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I heard you were talkin’ shit

What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.

this is awesome!!!!

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imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

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pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

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comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

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hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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